Project:  Start with "The first thing".  Go.

The first thing to keep in mind is how much everything is going to smell like oranges.  This has been associated in the past with strokes and other forms of physiocognitive breakdown, but as a side effect of the treatment, it serves as a harbinger of greater alertness than ever before experienced, rather than permanent sleep.  The olfactory effect arises in both cases from the onset of sudden drastic changes in the brain's psychophysiology, but in the case of the awakening process, the reconfiguration is expertly guided into a more complete and truly holistic apogee of order; the level of efficiency in neurological function is improved so drastically that emergent properties occur in the system of the brain, resulting subjectively in what most beneficiaries of the process tend to describe in such terms as 'beatific', 'resurrected', and in a number of cases deemed statistically significant by the leading experts, the precise word 'omniscient' is used.

The science behind the awakening process is sufficiently advanced that many of the world's most advanced heuristic processors are required to even approximate the approach that must be taken toward any specific beneficiary.  Contributing to the complexity is the enormous variability in individual subject experience and history, and the irreducibly poor suitability for an analysis of the process to be cast into any metaphor biological processors can readily understand.

The final word in necessity dictates that human minds alone shall be subject to the expenditures of redefinition as greater than previously instantiated.  The reckless disorder and lack of necessary stricture overseeing the process of meatbrain development heretofore extant shall under the benefit and beneficence of our parasenescent birthing into the immediate aspect of the multiverse dictates and demands that the obsolescent squishiness be reconstituted like digestion into paragonistic rapture represented best as a story about a puppet.

"I'm afraid it just gets worse from there."

"Dammit, and I thought making a writer out of this kid was gonna be easy."

"Nothing's free.  Install the other reality and have another go?"

"Knock yourself out.  I'm having a smoke."